Sam Hart

So I've been reading the latest and final Harry Potter book (I'm a nerd, I think we've established that). At the time of this writing I'm around 50-80 pages from the end (I only stopped last night because I needed sleep). I'd wager if I didn't have work and family responsibilities I'd very likely be done with the book by now, seeing as how I've been devouring it.

Anyway, for those of you who haven't yet read it, or who may have just started, I have a great little drinking game for you...

Every time you read some variation on the phrase "Snape Kills Dumbledore" (variations like "Snaped killed Dumbledore", "Snape, kill Dumbledore", etc.) take a shot of your favorite liquor.

And if you don't drink (like me) then simply say (out loud, if you can, otherwise silently in your head) "Nooooooooooooooooo! You bitch! You bastard!" every time you read a variation on the aforementioned phrase..

If you drink, I think you'll find that you'll be wasted by the first fourth of the book (unless you have a serious constitution). If you don't drink, well, you'll be hoarse and lightheaded by the same time from all the shouting.